General Hospital Spoilers UPDATE Thursday, March 9: Sad Regrets, Salacious Secrets, Takedown Plans

On Thursday, March 9, General Hospital teasers and updates hint at bitter remorse, naughty secrets, and takedown plots in Port Charles. Victor Cassadine (Charles Shaughnessy) has a lewd secret he wants to keep hidden, Felicia Scorpio (Kristina Wagner) is eager for a takedown, and Ava Jerome (Maura West) is regretfully unable to assist.

General Hospital Spoilers: Nina Reeves Catches Up

Nina is taken aback when Curtis Ashford (Donnell Turner) gives her back a late bridal gift in front of the nurses’ station at GH. The white package may only contain a gift card, but Curtis politely declines and gives it back to her. Even though his father Marshall Ashford (Robert Gossett) had attempted to mediate the argument, he had just spoken with Portia Robinson (Brook Kerr), and it had been a contentious conversation.

It appears that Curtis will never pardon Portia for keeping Trina Robinson (Tabyana Ali)’s potential paternity a secret from him. She is being silenced by him because he is not paying attention to her.

GH Spoilers: Sad Regrets

Trina updates Ava on the most recent events in her life, but Ava laments that she is unable to assist her with at least one of them. Since Curtis and Portia’s nuptials, which appears to be bound for an annulment or divorce, they haven’t really spoken much. When Trina realized that her mother had lied to her about her father’s name her entire existence, her entire world came crashing down. She will only ever take Marcus Taggert (Réal Andrews) as her father; he agrees that he is the only parent who matters. Naturally, Spencer Cassadine’s (Nicholas Alexander Chavez) battle for Ace Prince-Cassadine’s possession is the other scenario. (Joey and Jay Clay).

General Hospital Spoilers: Maxie Jones And Her Big Ideas

Additionally, it appears that Michael Corinthos (Chad Duell) and Willow Tait (Katelyn MacMullen) may be getting married, according to Maxie Jones (Kirsten Storms) and Bobbie Spencer (Jacklyn Zeman). Although Maxie probably has some huge notions of her own, she is enthusiastic about something Bobbie has thought of. She advises her that something needs to be done about it!

If it is indeed the nuptials of Michael and Willow, they have a lot to accomplish in a limited period of time. Maxie, however, is a specialist in such matters, so they will swiftly come up with a solution.

GH Spoilers: Salacious Secrets

Victor is at the Metro Court, putting his shirt back on and thanking someone for not chatting about last night as he has a lewd secret he wishes kept to himself. Since she earlier gave him a hotel room key, it’s very possible that he’s speaking with Deputy Mayor Eileen Ashby (Heather Mazur). He talked about his sorrow for Valentin Cassadine (James Patrick Stuart) as Liesl Obrecht (Kathleen Gati) heard, but she informed him he’d never touch her again. However, Eileen had just returned from a meeting at the safe house where Robert Scorpio (Tristan Rogers), Anna Devane (Finola Hughes), and Valentin had been interrogating her for information about Victor. She may have only told them a portion of the truth, or she may have even told them blatant falsehoods to deceive them.

General Hospital Spoilers: Felicia Scorpio’s Ready For A Takedown

Felicia, who had earlier skipped Ashby’s interrogation, is now at the safe house with Anna and Valentin and declares furiously that “she’s going down first”! Valentin nods in agreement and says, “That’s probably Eileen,” even though Lucy Coe (Lynn Herring) might catch some of that and be appalled. If that’s the case, she’ll know they weren’t talking about her in any manner.

It sounds like the passwords in the Ice Princess jewels might not have been there or they might not have verified. Since Holly Sutton (Emma Samms) was hidden, Robert had the pendant secreted away in his desk drawer at the district attorney’s office.

GH Spoilers: Laura Collins Meets With Eileen Ashby

In another scene, Laura Collins (Genie Francis) talks with Eileen, and it does sound like she gave Anna, Robert, and Valentin a line of nonsense. Since she seemed eager to get started working with them to bring Victor down, Eileen probably wants to know what to do next. Laura only explains to her that they are passing the time until she can help them. To put it another way, back off.

General Hospital Spoilers: Unpleasant Family Reunion

Meanwhile, Gladys Corbin (Bonnie Burroughs) and Sonny Corinthos attend a rather uncomfortable family gathering. (Maurice Benard). He was upset when he learned that she had been attending the high stakes poker game in The Savoy’s lower floor. She is asked what she is doing with Selina Wu (Lydia Look), whom he refers to as “Ms. Wu,” as only Sonny can do.

Basically, ever since she had a corporate card, she has been bankrupting herself, Sasha Corbin (Sofia Mattsson), and quite probably Deception Cosmetics. Sonny has dealt with his father, Mike Corbin (Max Gail), and his penchant for the horses, so he is accustomed to coping with people who have wagering problems.